Purchased Experiences Don't Count Theatre Company presents Four Short Plays, including the premiere of Never Cry Zombie by Daniel Louie. This coming of age comedy concerns zombies, dating, and Zagnut bars...not in that order. Also on the bill are Words, Words, Words, by David Ives; The Damnation of John Smith, by Rachel Mariner and August Matteis; and Sexual Perversity in Chicago by David Mamet. Warning (or Bonus): One or more of these shows may contain violence, the undead, profanity, sexual innuendo, blood, guts, Al Gore, and chocolate. May also cause nausea, loose bowels, and pregnancy. Please leave the kids and Dick Cheney at home.