Fresh from her Sydney Opera House debut this Spring, Varla Jean Merman takes you on a guided tour of the Seven Deadly Sins in her brand new show I'm Not Paying For This! From the Garden of Eden to her own den of iniquity, who better to explore a Dante's Inferno of lust, gluttony, greed, envy, pride and anger than that award-winning, flame-tressed celebutante? Feel the burn as Varla rains down fire, brimstone, hilarious new videos, sassy songs and dancing pickles. Like most of the men in Varla's life, you'll leave shouting, "I'm not paying for this!" The show is written by and stars Jeffery Roberson; Additional material written with Jacques Lamarre and Michael Schiralli; Directed by Michael Schiralli.