Appropriate for children, and wicked enough to for adults, Witch Christmas! features two evil hoarders, Poopilda and Smellina, who fill their creepy old house to the rafters with an abundance of useless stuff. A missed phone call pitches them into hysteria and they are determined to turn over a new leaf. Unable to depart with their beloved junk, the two harridans adopt three innocent children from the local orphanage to make sense of their massive collection of useless items. Set to verse, Witch Christmas! is narrated by award wining British actor, John Windsor-Cunningham