Pilgrim William is a rosy-cheeked, rotten toothed pilgrim who simply loves being a pilgrim…despite the scurvy, starvation, cannibalism, freezing-to-death and periodic outbreaks of Piglet Pox.
Pilgrim William has invited all his friends to come help him celebrate…Round-and-round she goes! Miss Saturn as the Hoola-hoopin' Pilgrim Woman! Gobble Gobble! Pinky Special performs her Thanksgiving Turkey-Tease, ending with Pilgrim William, cheerfully axing her to death. Who wants the thigh? Hubba Hubba! It's Dirty Martini as the strip-teasin' Pocahontas! Cockadoodle-doo! It's Bambi Cornstar and her ourtrageous Chicken Strip! What the…? Why, it's Pilgrim William performing his own strip routine! I bet he's the only pilgrim on the plantation with peel-away knickers! Aye, it's Thanksgiving like you've never seen it! A historically unsound cornucopia of tasteless comedy, music, bloodshed and good, clean, nudity. Happy Turkey Day!