Blue Coyote Theater Group presents Standards of Decency 3: 300 Vaginas Before Breakfast, a program of short plays, each running approximately 10 minutes. Featured works include: The Lesson by David Johnston, directed by Gary Shrader. A dark but funny look at the risks of finding your singing instructor on Facebook. 300 by Adam Szymkowicz, directed by Kyle Ancowitz. A couple comes to terms with their sexual pasts with the aid of three hundred vaginas. Date Night at Skintastic Dot Com by Mac Rogers, directed by Bob Buckwalter. A workaholic couple's attempt at scheduling quality time together is challenged by the never ending leaks of online celebrity skin--the skin their business depends on for its survival. The Metaphor by Matthew Freeman, directed by Kyle Ancowitz. A man seeks help for his Internet porn addiction from an unconventional Episcopal priest. Plato's Retreat by David Foley, directed by Gary Shrader. Three Greek lads are beguiled by the naughty shadows on the cave's wall. The goddess of Wisdom wants them to see the light. any one by Jordan Seavey, directed by Bob Buckwalter. The question of what is connection, and how do we achieve it, is explored over the course of one very busy New Yorker's day. Romance by Jackie Christy, directed by Kyle Ancowitz. After a pornographic homework submission, an awkward parent-teacher conference ensues. Bits by Bruce Goldstone, directed by Gary Shrader. Even your computer itself, its bits and bytes, has a love/hate relationship with porn. Camera Four by Cheri Magid, directed by Gary Shrader. A doorman's security camera exposes the city's surprising secret kinks.