Standards of Decency 3: 300 Vaginas Before Breakfast

Blue Coyote Theater Group and Access Theater are proud to announce the full roster of short plays for their
upcoming Standards of Decency 3: 300 Vaginas Before Breakfast. Each play
runs approximately 10 minutes.

The Lesson by David Johnston, directed by Gary Shrader
A dark but funny look at the risks of finding your singing instructor on
Facebook.

300 by Adam Szymkowicz, directed by Kyle Ancowitz
A couple comes to terms with their sexual pasts with the aid of three
hundred vaginas.

Date Night at Skintastic Dot Com by Mac Rogers, directed by Bob
Buckwalter
A workaholic couple’s attempt at scheduling quality time together is
challenged by the never ending leaks of online celebrity skin–the skin
their business depends on for its survival.

The Metaphor by Matthew Freeman, directed by Kyle Ancowitz
A man seeks help for his Internet porn addiction from an unconventional
Episcopal priest.

Plato’s Retreat by David Foley, directed by Gary Shrader
Three Greek lads are beguiled by the naughty shadows on the cave’s wall.
The goddess of Wisdom wants them to see the light.

any one by Jordan Seavey, directed by Bob Buckwalter
The question of what is connection, and how do we achieve it, is
explored over the course of one very busy New Yorker’s day.

Romance by Jackie Christy, directed by Kyle Ancowitz
After a pornographic homework submission, an awkward parent-teacher
conference ensues.

Bits by Bruce Goldstone, directed by Gary Shrader
Even your computer itself, its bits and bytes, has a love/hate
relationship with porn.

Camera Four by Cheri Magid, directed by Gary Shrader
A doorman’s security camera exposes the city’s surprising secret kinks.