John Smith, while otherwise a very ordinary man, is the most punctual man he knows. He had, in his opinion, the perfect life: he has the perfect job, driving a taxi in London; he has the perfect little home in Wimbledon, in southwest London, which he shares with his perfect little wife, Mary. AND he has the perfect little home in Streatham, also in southwest London, which he shares with his perfect little wife, Barbara ... about 4 1/2 minutes away from Wimbledon by taxi. Did we mention John has the perfect job? And that he's a VERY punctual man? Chaos, double entendre, innuendo and clockwork timing combine to make this a hilarious story that is sure to entertain, jam packed with nonstop laughs and surprises along the way.