Valorie Hubbard and Bridgit Dengel play myriad characters of all genders, shapes, and sizes as they take a funhouse mirror peek at the modern woman who is definitely not “one size fits all.” Off the Rack: Cruelty in Retail is an off-the-wall comedy, written by Dengel, that covers the fiscal and physical prices paid in our fashion-driven society. From overnight teenagers to supermodels, astronauts to the demon spawn of hell who choose which method of torture will be cut to fit this year’s fashions, this two-woman show is a hilarious runway walk through the horrors of retail. Kathryn Moroney directs.