Jackie Beat Is Not a People Person

Inappropriate, lewd, and disgusting” — Village Voice

“For Beat, lack of subtlety isn’t just a lifetime trait; it’s an art form” – Back Stage

Jackie Beat, everyone’s favorite big and bawdy, bold and ballsy, in-your-face funny “lady” makes her annual Memorial Day Weekend stop in New York. We wish we could tease you with the titles of some of Jackie’s new songs, but she’s currently holed-up in an undisclosed top secret location furiously trying to find new words that rhyme with “poo!” Here’s what we do know: in Jackie Beat Is Not a People Person, Beat finally divulges the awful truth about her relationship with her legions of devoted fans. This classic love-hate relationship manifests itself in some delightfully crass new ditties, with ample stops along the way to sing about her favorite subjects. Just be careful — she could snap at any minute. One false move and next Memorial Day YOU’LL be but a memory!

Appropriate For Ages: 18 and up