While we all enjoy a lazy afternoon setting insects on fire with a magnifying glass, only one monarch loved to do it again. And again. Except to people. And all in the name of love. Her name was Mary -- Bloody Mary. Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth I, Katharine of Aragon and thousands of Whores, Princes, Monks, Jews, Heretics, Doctors, and even his Holiness in Rome gather in a dizzying blend of epic history and genuine smut, the likes of which hasn't been seen since Bob Guccione's Caligula. Except funnier, and with slightly less live sex.