Barflies is a new play by downtown theater star Clay McLeod Chapman, creator of the critically acclaimed Pumpkin Pie Show. Barflies welcomes you to the bar of your nightmares: if there was a dive in purgatory, this would be it. Every sad sack in this place has a story to tell, and each and every one of them is one sip away from spilling their guts. Or cutting their feet off. Or picking up chicks to join the Marines. Or toasting to ghosts. Or burying their next-door neighbor in the backyard. Or exposing their incestuous lesbian love affair with their little sister. Or hand-picking which drunkard to get in a car accident with on the road back home. Barflies consists of five stories spoken by five actors mixing with music from the band. You will not know the players until they speak, possibly from the bar stool next to you.