Chloe Saves Christmas: The Campy Cult Holiday Classic!

The raucous and hilarious CHLOE SAVES CHRISTMAS, hailed by audiences as “a lewd delight” and by the playwright’s father as “an improvement upon his other plays”, returns to The Tank for 7 performances only beginning December 11th. Chloe Papp has never had a real Christmas. She’s the most famous IHOP waitress in all of Nutley NJ, has a possibly-gay boyfriend, and is making a killing selling fart-jars on her OnlyFans, but she needs Santa to give her the Christmas she’s always wanted. When an evil flying octopus captures Santa on Christmas Eve, Chloe embarks on a perilous journey through the streets of New York to save Santa, find herself, chug White Claws, and discover the true meaning of Christmas. The playwright, Dr. Flappy Manders, PhD, DDR, ROFL, AmSat is also the author of Anton is F@cking Dead, which received a professional reading at The Tank NYC. His arrival on the scene has been hailed by critics as “Clickhole Dostoyevsky,” and “John Waters for people who take the NJPath.”