The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is an often-hilarious take on a Madame, her girls and their clients as their home, The Chicken Ranch, is threatened with closure by Melvin P. Thorpe – the Watchdog. Music and lyrics are by Carol Hall, with a book by Larry L. King and Peter Masterson. Songs include “Texas Has a Whorehouse In It,” “Bus From Amarillo,” and “Hard Candy Christmas.” It’s an evening of raunchy, yet innocent fun!