The Dead President’s Club

As former presidents – Richard M. Nixon, Lyndon B. Johnson, Calvin Coolidge and Harry S. Truman await the decision of a heavenly admissions committee, the recently arrived Nixon asks, “Just who is on that committee?” “That’s the problem: a buncha narrow-minded damned saints!” Johnson replies. While the sanctified weigh the leaders’ good deeds against their sings of omission and commission, “Landslide Lyndon” and “Tricky Dick” plot to get around the bureacracy.