When Nicky Hilton questions the meaning of her life as a halter top-wearing, clubbing socialite, older sister Paris is outraged and decides it’s time to take steps, steering an unwilling Nicky instantly to the nearest hot dance club. While Paris is occupied on the dance floor, Nicky meets disaffected and disgruntled suburban goth boy Shithead, discovers his plans to burn down the club, and immediately falls in love with him. Our tour guide through Planet Hilton is Aaron, Paris and Nicky’s gay makeup designer. Aaron’s nursing a wicked love/hate relationship with Paris. Sure, she’s vapid, cruel, and completely annoying, but her wealth, fame, and beauty have him hooked, against his better judgment.