The Oldest Profession Live at The Lyric Hyperion

The Oldest Profession, Kaytlin Bailey's mad dash through 10,000 years of history from a sex worker’s perspective. The Oldest Profession (Solo Show) Sunday, January 25th, 2026 Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM $15 Pre-sale // $20 Day of Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start. No Refunds or Exchanges. Tickets are Not Eligible for Resale and Resold Tickets Will Not Be Valid for Entry. For the protection of our audiences we reserve the right to refuse service. The Oldest Profession is a mad dash through 10,000 years of history from a sex worker’s perspective. Combining stand up with history and personal storytelling, Kaytlin Bailey offers a new angle on the oldest profession, casually reframing the story of western civilization in a fast-paced and profoundly moving hour-long solo show. The performance is punctuated by a projected art history slideshow. The show opens with a comedic monologue introducing Kaytlin Bailey, her background as an Army brat, history