Joe (Matt Dellapina) and Toby (Keith Nobbs) are the tutors of the title, men in their mid-to-late twenties who work for an agency that helps overprivileged high schoolers graduate on time. They live in a shabby New York City apartment, designed with lived-in perfection by Rachel Hauck, alongside Heidi (Aubrey Dollar), their college pal who online edits college admissions essays while simultaneously running “Joinme2u,” a floundering social networking site the trio set up before Facebook became Facebook.
Despite living together in such close quarters, Joe, Toby, and Heidi are painfully lonely. Heidi has become a never-showering, never-changing-out-of-her-pajamas shut-in with an imaginary friend, Kwan (Louis Ozawa Changchien), whose Columbia Business School admittance essay she recently helped edit. Having fallen for the “heart,” in his piece, Heidi has taken to believing that Kwan is her ideal match, even using her fantasies of him to help achieve sexual pleasure.
Meanwhile, Joe, a confirmed womanizer, and Toby, still single, must contend with Milo (Chris Perfetti), a rich kid high school student with whom they work and must befriend after he threatens blackmail in the form of an overheard — and meticulously transcribed — conversation. In doing so, the true nature of Toby and Joe’s friendship comes into question, and it will likely never be the same.
If you have a social network dependency, as do so many these days, you might see a lot of yourself in The Tutors. When the play ends, instead of refreshing Facebook and Twitter for the twelfth time to see what your followers are up to, do something relatively unheard of today. Call someone!