Indoor Kids

Imagine something so sad. Two lonely only children who have no one to talk to but their respective Labradoodles, until the magical 2007 winds of fate made them next-door neighbors. What ensued was a once-in-a-millennium bond that transcended the bounds of ordinary bestfriendship to become something, well, magical. Even in the face of insurmountable differences: religious (Christian/Jewish), social (introvert/extrovert), and follicular (blonde/brunette), they have a bond that literally nobody understands. Revamped from a 2023 Edinburgh Fringe Festival run, we present Indoor Kids, a two-woman show that at once tells and untells the story we;ve spent our whole lives… telling. Caught between corn-fed earnestness and coastal elitism, we’ve spent decades warring our way through everything from awkward youth romances to the ultimate trial-trying to make it big in NYC.

VIP tickets include a script and t-shirt.