TOSOS II in association with Emerging Artists Theatre and Out Professionals presents WHAT THE F**K?, two campy & irreverent short plays by David Bell. In F***k Off!, three ambitious waiters in a high-profile Theatre District restaurant plot against the celebrities that frequent the establishment. Then in Starf***ers, three Sex and the City wannabes meet for lunch and networking at a trendy Manhattan restaurant. When a hunky movie star is seated at a nearby table, the star-struck women see an opportunity to boost their sagging careers and scheme to get an introduction at any cost. The only thing standing in their way is a domineering gay waiter determined to protect the "important people" from these ravenous starfuckers. As the drinks flow and the salads fly, it?s every girl for herself. --Wed, Sept. 4--9PM Benefit Performance for TOSOS II (hosted by Doric Wilson) --Wed, Sept. 25--9PM Benefit Performance for Emerging Artists Theatre Company (hosted by Paul Adams) --Closing night, Sept. 27, hosted by ROBIN BYRD--Legendary Host of The Robin Byrd Show--mix and mingle with Robin and the cast after the show! There is a 2-drink minimum.