The Twelve Days of Cochina

O come all ye faithful and adore Marga Gomez, the Dyke of Darkness, for she brings filth to the world in The Twelve Days of Cochina, a tale of an ex-gay. On the first day of Christmas, Cochina’s true love gave to a bladder infection. Spiral down the silent night with Cochina and her pal Rudy the Red Nosed Mosquito, as they steal presents from good little boys and crash Hillary Clinton’s tree trimming party.