This year, The Pumpkin Pie Show is all about the love. We will be sharing tales of romance--some true, others ripped from the hearts (and headlines) of others. Ascending the Stairway: Attention, 7th graders: Learn how to make out to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" through this step-by-step tale of tonguing. Daughter of C.H.U.D.: Hanna Cheek's love-life is in shambles--and it's all thanks to her dad, Douglas Cheek, director of 80's horror film "C.H.U.D." (or Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers). But does an über-fan hold the key to happiness? Michelle: A man recounts leading the search party for his next-door neighbor's missing teenage daughter. Condo Lothario: Thanks to advances in treating erectile dysfunction, an outbreak of sexually transmitted diseases spreads throughout the elderly residents of a local retirement community. Based on a true story.