Paul Ryan Presents Aynnie: The Lil’ Orphan Objectivist

This musical parody revolves around what would happen in the musical Annie if instead of adopting an obnoxiously, optimistic redhead, Daddy Warbucks took home the lil’ orphan “philosopher” Ayn Rand. Armed with only her unshakable sense of self and the knowledge that laissez faire capitalism is an objective good, can Aynnie convince Warbucks and FDR to stop the socialist government expansion known as the New Deal?

Presented by former Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, and featuring such hit songs as: “Hand-Out Life,” “I Don’t Need Anything But Me,” and “Tomorrow…We Deregulate the Markets!”, this show is not to be missed!