Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre presents Montana, written and performed by Brian Finkelstein. Adam Schwartz directs. Brian Finkelstein was the son of a full time NYC cop, and part time arsonist. In high school, Brian's teacher contemplated suicide in the middle of Social Studies--and his friend murdered a cow. All this allowed Brian to grow up and sell moisturizer to Julia Roberts. Now, all Brian wants is for his life to become a TV show--or, even better, a movie. Come hear his pitch! And if that doesn't work, he's moving to Montana.