Love Sucks!

LJ Ballard never has a date on Valentine’s Day. The attractive artistic/executive director of Cedar Lake Arts in Chelsea, laughs, “I either have no prospects, or if I am attached in early February, the person will break up with me two days before the Big Day — simply to save on flowers!” Ballard’s not the type to wallow, however. Instead she’s planning a bitingly funny evening for NYC’s Valentine’s dateless entitled: Love Sucks!