When The Tank opened its doors on May 31, 2003, it quickly became a home for young and emerging artists working in theater, film, comedy, music and mixed media. The progress of real estate development can only be held back for so long, however, and in May 2005 - two years after its opening - The Tank will lose its home. In order to brace for the end and to ready ourselves for a new beginning, The Tank will be throwing a series of monthly "countdown parties." F*** Your Valentine is The Tanks answer to a Valentine's Day party. This evening of double entendres features performances by funk band The Second Movement, a massese in the basement, and ample opportunity to re-examine the person you picked up five days before.