Butt-Crack Bingo is an evening of two new plays and a novelty act by Jack Bump, directed by David Soul. The evening is kicked off by Alien Comic Tom Murrin, the zany topical humorist. Who'll Carve the Turkey? is a comic/gothic family fracas for 8 actors, where alcohol, drugs, and dirty scenes are served right along with the cranberry sauce. Rehearsal is the run-through of a bad play's "serious" sex scene, performed by two willing young actors despite the unquestionable input of an older director. There is no performance on Thanksgiving, November 26. For group sales, call 212-254-6468.