Ever had your heart ripped out? Know how it feels to be tethered by an unhealthy connection?
Let’s just say it, breakups hurt. Sometimes, they can even be a little messy!

Almost Maimed is a gruesomely relatable parody about love, loss, and the brutality of ghosting. Whether you’ve lost your mind over a lover or two, or you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake–‘Almost Maimed’ will speak to the scars on your achy-breaky heart. You may even feel a splatter or two!