Welcome to New York, circa eighteen something! Uptown, the aristocrats and robber barons think they own the city. Downtown it's the thieves, pimps, and she-males. But the real kings of the city, the only truly free ones, are the news boys! Or for short, the newsies! Or for even shorter, the newsadoozies! And for some reason, they're all British! NEWSADOOZIES: A Man-Eating Musical is a new musical parody of cult movie/Broadway hit, Newsies, chronicling the news boys of New York City in their adventures of selling newspapers, finding love, and getting eaten by the members of an ancient evil cannibalistic sex cult.