Bayside! The Musical! tackles all the tough questions: Will Zack and Kelly break up?! Will Slater quit wrestling forever?! Who will face a deadly addicted to Caffeine Pills?! Will Screech die?! This show has it all: brick-sized cell phones, homoerotic wrestling, abject feminism, sexy ducks covered in oil, Trapper Keepers, and the perils of caffeine addiction.