Many big decisions lay ahead of us as a country. Should we vote for a man for President or should we vote for a woman? This Holiday season there is no need to look any further, vote for a Presidential candidate who anatomically has the best of both worlds, Hedda Lettuce! Hedda Lettuce would like to be your next president of the United States by bringing Hollywood glitz and glamour back into the White House. IN her one women show, Lettuce Rejoice 2007: A Hedda State Christmas explores the life of one of our countries national treasure through song, comedic monologues and light dancing. Hedda uses this show to come clean about her arrests, drug addiction, sexual exploits, pill popping, feuding, her outrageous spending habits and more! By revealing all her dark secrets in front of a live audience Hedda tears down her own image before the press can, showing her fans and potential voters that she is just as screwed up as the rest of the country. All that, plus some of Hedda's classic Christmas songs will surely make this the holiday show of the season.