If you like Rock n Roll on rye with peanut butter, and chopped liver with a side of matzah brei then come swing with the Kosher King the meshuganah mencha dikah the swinging'est balabotisha of boogie woogie the rockin'est mench out of Memphis, Egypt Straight out of the Promised Land for you tonight the rockin' King of Lox n Roll the Prophet Prince of Rhythm 'n Schmooze! with a swivel of the hip a curling lip and a karate kick... Jelvis! With a swing of the hip, a curling lip and a karate kick we can bring peace to this world together under the Gospel of the True King. Take me to the promised land. Geltland, land of Rock n Roll where there's always a buffet early bird or late, there's always more room on your plate..