Cupid Kills is a night of love songs that hurt so good, performed by songsters who know the truth about relationships or aren't afraid to pretend they do. Led by acclaimed crooner Daniel Zaitchik, the night will feature a round of speed dating without that pesky dating part, the reverse dating game (where our host turned relationship counselor does his best to end it for the two of you), and a finale of seven minutes in heaven that promises to get the whole place hot and sticky. If you come single, you'll probably leave that way. If you come attached, we're so happy for you. There are $5 discount tickets for theatergoers who kiss at the door or destroy a photo of an ex.