Donna Orbits the Moon

Something is not quite right with Donna. Her life seems perfect–a loving husband, children out of the house, and status as a minor celebrity on the amateur bake sale circuit. But she’s losing her grip on her calm, and gravity isn’t working for her the way it used to. It takes a string of vehicular mishaps, an attempted assault with a deadly bible and a Children book about a retired astronaut to help her find the trail of cookie crumbs that might lead her back to Earth.