The Santaland Diaries

“What a slacker’s Christmas must feel like. Without a job, our slacker decides to become a Macy’s elf during the holiday crunch. “A delightfully thorny account of working as a Yuletide elf at Macy’s. Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing.” –NY Times. “The Santaland Diaries is quite possibly the thirty-one funniest pages of text published in the past quarter century…David Sedaris slays me.” –Seattle Weekly.