An art historian whose love of Michelangelo’s “David” takes her places she’d never expected; a young couple meet at a wedding reception as both she and he jump for the bouquet; a one-night-stand becomes one-big-catastrophe; a principal realizes his school’s funding may only be saved by a foul-mouthed student; a befuddled old lady befuddles Death — all and more are covered in Pass the Ducks, an evening of original sketch comedy by Brian Townsend. A company of performers play a variety of roles over the course of the evening (including commercials!) in a show reminiscent of The Second City and The Carol Burnett Show.