Beauty and the Beetch

Once upon a time gets a late-night upgrade in Beauty and the Beetch. 

This raunchy, irreverent parody reimagines the “tale as old as time” with sassier lyrics, bigger personalities, and a whole lot more bite. The Beetch still battles his explosive temper (and a few other personal issues), Belle remains an irresistibly odd book-lover, and gym-bro Shafton is as gloriously self-absorbed as ever. Meanwhile, the enchanted objects are alive, unfiltered, and singing… just not quite how you remember. 

Packed with bold humor, unexpected twists, and a wink at every classic moment, this adults-only romp flips the fairy tale on its head. Sharp, saucy, and strictly after bedtime—this is one storybook you won’t want to read to the kids.

Rated R for adult content, language, sexual moments, and politics

Runtime: 115 minutes (including a 15 minute intermission)