Noises Off

Noises Off , proclaimed the funniest farce ever written, is a glorious opportunity to watch seven slamming doors, one breaking window, 30 trips up and down stairs and 17 false entrances, while listening to 73 flubbed lines, 46 miscues, one dramatic highlight, 22 double entendres, six regular entendres and a million laughs ­ all while trying to find a missing plate of sardines.