This year, Hollywood’s favorite individual will inject some Beatnik chic
into the Holidays and continue the great American tradition of selfpromotion and secular commercialization! Join us as we selflessly
provide a glimpse into the real spirit of Christmas: Wealth and
Glamour! Nicholas Gorham’s White! Hot! Christmas! is set in the world of fictional 1950s Hollywood star Nicholas Gorham during the live broadcast of his annual Christmas special. Newly divorced and searching for independence, Nicholas attempts to
reach a younger audience with a beatnik persuasion! With his two
adopted children and a hip new director in tow, the star boards a plane
to Paris, the hippest town of the moment! But things go awry as the
troop find themselves marooned in the Jungle with a host of
indigenous Jungle inhabitants intent on teaching them a lesson in
humility.