The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode

After sold-out runs across the nation, the wildly popular The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode comes to Detroit! Written by Jamie Morris, creator of the LA Weekly Theatre Award-winning comedy Mommie Queerest, Facts features an all-male cast as the girls from Eastland.

The lost episode in question is titled “The Best Little Whorehouse in Peekskill.” Budget cuts are threatening to force Mrs. Garrett (Joe Bailey) to leave Eastland. But like the theme song states, “You take the good, You take the bad” and Blair (Richard Payton), Tootie (Jerry Haines), Natalie (Joe Plambeck) and Jo (Jamie Richards) are willing to do anything to raise enough money for her to stay. Anything.

NOTE: The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode does not incorporate actual episodes. This is a new unauthorized parody inspired by the beloved sitcom. The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode features a talented cast that includes Joe Bailey, Richard Payton, Joe Plambeck, all of Ferndale, Jerry Haines of Royal Oak, and Jamie Richards of Birmingham. Joe Bailey will also direct.