The Twelve Days of Cochina

The 2001 world premiere of The Twelve Days of Cochina enjoyed a sold out extended run at Theater Rhino and was hailed as “a fresh and rewarding holiday show,” “absolutely hilarious,” and “sidesplittingly nasty” by the San Francisco Chronicle, and the San Francisco Bay Guardian presented the show with a “Great Solo Flight” award in its annual year in review. This year performer Marga Gomez and director John Fisher promise more filth and festivities than ever before in this sleigh ride through Christmases past, present, and future. See Santa’s little cochina traumatized by her maiden aunt! Join the Bush family (as nasty puppets) at the Crawford ranch! Watch helplessly as global warming melts Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman! Mixing every holiday classic with the silliest smut, musical interludes, and an Al Gore PowerPoint presentation, The Twelve Days of Cochina is a nympho-fuelled ecological Christmas carol for adults only.