Johnny Lampert

For a thirty-something comedian still living at home, Johnny Lampert has got a bit of a chip on his shoulder. A few years back, his dad approached him: “You’re 30 years old. When are you moving out?” Replied Johnny: “I was going to ask you the same thing. You’re 65, you get out!” You see, he’s very comfortable where he is, which can make things a bit rocky–like when his girlfriend mentions marriage. “She seems to have a problem with it,” says Johnny. “I don’t know why. I told her, ‘I’d be happy to marry you if you move into my room. Otherwise, I’ve got three meals a day and snacks–I’m not movin’.” But soon he’ll have to move–he’s just signed sitcom deals with Fox and Disney!