Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

A Play by Noah Haidle, Directed by Daniel Bumgardner.

Kitty, a suicidal housecat, finds his true love in his clone, the first successfully cloned housecat, Kitty Kitty. They give each other hand jobs, but Kitty Kitty doesn’t love Kitty back. So Kitty decides to make another clone of himself, the title character Kitty Kitty Kitty. But something goes wrong in the cloning process, and he makes more copies of himself, each one more retarded than the last. The final clone, Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty, communicates in nothing but grunts and yells and drool. Kitty, Kitty, Kitty is a comedy about love, unrequited love, regret and hand jobs.