A Musical Comedy by SJ Nunzio Sisto You never know who you will meet on the subway. You never know what will happen. Why Can't The Trains Run On Time! explores the morning of four fortunate Strap Hangers in the City of New York. Four strangers: Joey Russo, the searching artist; Paulette Coyne, the genius capitalist; Rev. Holmes, the reformed reformer; and Sarah Little, the malfunctioning mom; ride separately together until fate knocks them off track. SJ Nunzio Sisto premiered WCTTROT! in 2010 at the St. George Theatre to thunderous approval. A Graduate from Juilliard, Mannes, and the New School University; his music blends the enjoyability of commercial broadway with time honored techniques of classical composition. Take a taxi and don't be late! Otherwise you may find yourself asking: "Why Can't The Trains Run On Time!"