The Pumpkin Pie Show: Lovey Dovey

This year, The Pumpkin Pie Show is all about the love. We will be sharing tales of romance–some true, others ripped from the hearts (and headlines) of others.

Ascending the Stairway: Attention, 7th graders: Learn how to make out to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” through this step-by-step tale of tonguing.

Daughter of C.H.U.D.: Hanna Cheek’s love-life is in shambles–and it’s all thanks to her dad, Douglas Cheek, director of 80’s horror film “C.H.U.D.” (or Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers). But does an über-fan hold the key to happiness?

Michelle: A man recounts leading the search party for his next-door neighbor’s missing teenage daughter.

Condo Lothario: Thanks to advances in treating erectile dysfunction, an outbreak of sexually transmitted diseases spreads throughout the elderly residents of a local retirement community. Based on a true story.