The Myths We Need – or – How to Begin

This here’s the story of The Kid, who helps run a real paradise for The Boss, an old guy who can still handle hisself. The Boss gets The Kid a girl, a real Tomater, to help him run things. As long as The Kid and The Tomater don’t touch The Boss’s secret stash, everything’ll be Jake. But the The Old Broad shows up to tempt The Kid and The Tomater and to cause a general ruckus, and then it’s Goodnight, Nurse.