How To Sex (a do-it yourself guide)

HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) covers every aspect of intercourse in a series of ten easy burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment — to accurately undressing — to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing — to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in explicit detail.

Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you — yes, you! — a whiz at HOW to SEX. Led by “Doctor” Nasty Canasta and “Professor” Jonny Porkpie (who, as a married couple, have sexed together several times), the seminar also features sex-educational burlesque and variety acts from Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Delirium Tremens, Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn, Naughtia Nice, Scott Rayow, Schaffer the Darklord, and special guest from Seattle, WA, Heidi Von Haught of the Von Foxies, who will demonstrate the West Coast methods of sexing. Combined, our courteous and professional staff has over 180 years of training in both sex and making other people want to sex.