Do You Have Anything Closer?

Do You Have Anything Closer? is a one-man show about life inside a Broadway box office. Performed by an actual Broadway ticket seller, this hour-long collage of funny stories, inside information, and personal confession is equal parts celebration and complaint.

Broadway veteran Lawrence Paone dishes quirky celebrities, clueless ticket buyers, nutty New Yorker, and his father-in-law. Facing a parade of bizarre, hilarious, and hostile encounters, he struggles to maintain his composure and mental health at the window, all the while fending off matinee ladies waving expired discount coupons. This insider’s account will be appreciated by anyone who attends the theatre or endures the hardships of a confining workplace. House Seats! Comps! Tony Randall! It’s all here.

Part of the Midtown International Theatre Festival.

SCHEDULE:

Thursday, July 15th at 8:15pm
Saturday, July 24, 1:30 PM
Monday, July 26, 6:00 PM
Tuesday, July 27, 4:00 PM
Wednesday, July 28, 4:00 PM
Saturday, July 31, 7:30 PM
Sunday, August 1, 4:00 PM
Monday, August 2, 4:00 PM
Tuesday, August 3, 8:00 PM
Thursday, August 5, 8:00 PM
Friday, August 6, 8:00 PM
Saturday, August 7, 2:00 PM