The First Church of Mary, The Repentant Prostitute’s Fifth Annual Benefit Concert, Revival, and Pot Luck Dinner

Message from the preacher: Hey y’all. It’s me…Adamenses Huckster…your beloved and fearless Preacher. It’s that time of year again! Time for our fifth annual benefit concert, revival, and pot luck dinner. If you think last year rocked…you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! You know we’ve got the best band in town. And we’ve got some killer new songs for you. Plus of course the always popular pot luck dinner. And a few other surprises up our sleeves as well!!
So come on y’all. Come to the revival and get yourselves saved! You know you need it!