How to Put Down The Weight Of Your Past

You’re invited to attend an experimental new “self-help class” called HOW TO PUT DOWN THE WEIGHT OF YOUR PAST, a life-changing seminar personally guided by our two expert facilitators. As the session unfolds, you will be released from what ails you in your life.* *Side effects may include: questioning your sense of self, losing trust in what you see before you, and detaching from reality. But don’t worry — it’s worth it.