Mamet Schmamet! directed by David Gassner, includes these outstanding World Premiere plays, because they sound like Mamet: Ancient King Sienna, by Matt Welton In the commission laden cut throat world of fabric sales, two women are torn apart by the brutal reality that business means demands. Green Eggs & Mamet, by Matt Casarino In a seedy Chicago bar, one man tries, in rhyming verse, to get another to try his "special" food. Exam, by Alan Harrison In a gynecological examination room, two women discuss one man, the past, and an answer to a great question. Dog Park, by Dennis Schebetta In Seattle's Magnuson Dog Park, Jake and Duke take a special interest in the young pup Tiger, trying to get him to mate with Bambi, the poodle.